thus making me awesome and them whores
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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