I am puke
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I am naked and annoyed.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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