How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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