your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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