Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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