"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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