it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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