Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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