it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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