You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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