Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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