I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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