We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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