I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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