Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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