Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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