my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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