I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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