tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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