Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Randomize
