I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
they're like a gay fantastic four
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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