its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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