no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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