sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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