David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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