Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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