Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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