Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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