My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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