capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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