therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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