It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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