Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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