I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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