We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
high people should be assigned attendants
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
