Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
