Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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