I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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