it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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