so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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