hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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