garbage
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you win
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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