i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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