remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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