why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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