Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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