would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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