you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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