i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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