I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
